Melodramatic

yimra:

goldtone:

(via moodbig)

heartcarabiner:

you’re not evil girl you’re just lonely and no one has cared for you in a while and its making you crazy can you go get a fucking chai latte or something

(via yinyangnipples)

maddhog:

Manscaped just pinned me down sheared my nuts and released me back into my enclosure like a barnyard sheep

nonentityjr:

penny-anna:

so when Spider-man crawls up and down walls like a bug people praise him and call him a superhero, but when I, Count Dracula,

natalieironside:

Line cooks and the weed man do more for the human race every day than any CEO has ever done in their entire life

pterribledinosaurdrawings:

(via officialsydsquido)

storyofthislife:

i just want to sit in front of the ocean for a little while

(via teenagerposts)

sheholdsyoucaptivated:

*drowns myself in romanticized idealizations*

(via dulect)

meowthpatrol:

please don’t feel bad because you feel like you cry too much or that your grades suck or that you eat too much. Sailor Moon had all those flaws but she was a hero and so are you.

(via dulect)

alohammora:

punkbonnibel:

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

When it bounces perfectly in the corner i experience a Thought

(via dulect)